WILD BIRDS RETURN...

WITH WARM AND AWKWARD REGARDS TO A CERTAIN PAST...MOTION MOVES AS IT CHOOSES, UNDISTURBED BY THE HANDS OF YOU AND I...

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IF YOU WEREN'T AT THE URBAN SETTLEMENT LAST NITE...I'M SURE YOU WILL BE THERE SOON...THIS IS THE BEST PLACE I HAVE EVER PLAYED IN LA...ON THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN IN LICOLN HEIGHTS...OVERLOOKING DOWNTOWN...A GIANT TEE-PEE...BONFIRES...EVERYONE YOU KNOW WAS THERE...WE PLAYED OUR REPLACEMENTS SONGS...DON BOLLES PLAYED RECORDS...RANDY RANDALL GAVE ME A BEER...DEVON SMOKED POT AND BARFED...AND ME AND BLEYLE RODE THE TRAIN.......

YOU'RE MY FAVORITE THING

ITS RARE THAT DEVON AND I REHEARSE ANYTHING...BUT WE FIGURED WE COULD LEARN ABOUT TEN REPLACEMENTS SONGS IN A NIGHT...



MY NEW FAVORITE GUITAR PLAYER...ADAM PAYNE




10 SONGS...FROM SORRY MA,HOOETENANNY,TIM,LET IT BE AND DONT TELL A SOUL...

2 AM...KOOL KEITH

NET WT 8oz

ANY DAY THAT BEGINS WITH A CLEMENTINE STARING CONTEST IS BOUND TO BE A GOOD DAY.

BLEYLE KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE SO HE COULD PARTAKE IN HIS "RENDEVOUS"...SO I WALKED TO PURE LUCK, WHERE I ENJOYED THIS JACKFRUIT TORTA,THEY WERE PLAYING BABES IN TOYLAND AND I LEARNED THAT THESE BOTTLES OF MEXICAN COKE ARE MADE FROM PURE CANE SUGAR NOT HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP LIKE THE AMERICAN VERSION...RRRIOT ON.

ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE DARKER MY TIM

THIS MAN IS MISAEL, THE DISHWASHER AT MY WORK.ALTHOUGH WE LOVE HANGING OUT TOGETHER, HE SPEAKS NO ENGLISH AND I SPEAK NO SPANISH...LATELY I HAVE BEEN TEACHING HIM WORDS LIKE...KNIFE,SALT,BLENDER,MELONS,ETC...TOMORROW IM GOING TO TEACH HIM HOW TO SAY "KILL WHITEY"...

I LOVE THIS GUY...HE HAS SAVED MY LIFE MANY A TIME...MOST PEOPLE SAY HE IS OUT OF HIS MIND...I SAY MORE POWER TO HIM


YOU REALLY SHOULD READ DAVE REEVES' ARTICLES IN ARTHUR MAGAZINE...HE'S AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL

A GAME OF POOL WITH THE WHITE WIDOW (I WON)

ESPELETA SHOWED UP IN TIME FOR LAST CALL...AND THEN...

...GOODNITE.

THEN I WON KIM THIS PINK DOG STUFFED ANIMAL PURSE...4 TRY'S...2 DOLLARS...
WHEN WE CAME HOME...THIS GUY WAS THERE...

SO OF COURSE WE HAD TO GET OUT THE DEVON WILLIAMS STRATOCASTER...

THEN THIS GUY CAME OVER...
AND WE LISTENED TO IANNIS XINAKKIS...

UNTIL NO ONE WAS LEFT EXEPT ME,BLEYLE AND CLEMENTINE...

THE NEXT DAY I WOKE UP VERY EARLY DRANK TEA AND RAN INTO PALOMA...

AND NEARLY 30 SECONDS LATER WE NOTICED THIS GUY WALKING UP THE STREET...

ANYHOW...PALOMA'S NEW BAND IS CALLED UNIVERSAL I...AND THEY RULE AND YOU WILL SEE THEM SOON...ALSO ME AND BLEYLE AND MATEO HAVE A NEW BAND, BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE NAME IS YET...MAYBE BOTTOM FEEDER,MAYBE SHADOWS,MAYBE IT SHOULD BE CALLED MAYBE...BUT ANYWAY,IT SOUNDS SOMETHING LIKE GODHEADSILO/UNWOUND...AND I COULDNT BE MORE PLEASED...